Fenjabbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic slug.

Fenjabbut created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenjabbut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fenjabbut, he will come to you in dreams.

Fenjabbut's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fenjabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Always help seals.