Dogcamyatxem is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, clever chicken.

Dogcamyatxem created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogcamyatxem, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dogcamyatxem, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dogcamyatxem's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dogcamyatxem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the south.

4. Never paint your hands mauve.

5. Do not make images of living things.