Hakfidlat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful hare.

Hakfidlat created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakfidlat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hakfidlat, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hakfidlat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Hakfidlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away if four rats approach from the south.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.