Xenjangof is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring shrew.

Xenjangof created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenjangof, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xenjangof, she will laugh at you.

Xenjangof's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Xenjangof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xenjangof.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.