Hudbutquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise dolphin.

Hudbutquaf created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudbutquaf, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hudbutquaf, it will turn you into a rock.

Hudbutquaf's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hudbutquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never play with disobedient children.