Bamcubdad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud horse.

Bamcubdad created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Bamcubdad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bamcubdad, it will be very sad.

Bamcubdad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bamcubdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. You must pray to Bamcubdad six times a day.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Bamcubdad must be the most important thing in your life.