Rilgabkim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong capybara.

Rilgabkim created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilgabkim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilgabkim, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rilgabkim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rilgabkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect three silver sculptures of Rilgabkim on top of important buildings.