Gadnillwap is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, bad-tempered wolf.

Gadnillwap created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadnillwap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gadnillwap, she will remove you from existence.

Gadnillwap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gadnillwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not commit murder.