Lantag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-assured rat.

Lantag created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lantag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lantag, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lantag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Lantag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve shirts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. You must love Lantag.

5. Feed all hungry grasshopers.