Yosssakdot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, amazing hamster.

Yosssakdot created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yosssakdot, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yosssakdot, he will be very unhappy.

Yosssakdot's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Yosssakdot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Run away from purple turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. You must love Yosssakdot.