Madjoppig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unselfish gnu.

Madjoppig created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Madjoppig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Madjoppig, he will not care at all.

Madjoppig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Madjoppig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Madjoppig loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not chop down trees.