Govgidpon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful aardvark.

Govgidpon created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govgidpon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Govgidpon, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Govgidpon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Govgidpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shave your chest.