Quimponcar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent alligator.

Quimponcar created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimponcar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quimponcar, she will strike you with lightening.

Quimponcar's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Quimponcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never sit near ants.