Tailhadzib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil dugong.

Tailhadzib created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailhadzib, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tailhadzib, he will come to you in dreams.

Tailhadzib's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tailhadzib's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Tailhadzib must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.