Jatrowmet is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, almighty centaur.

Jatrowmet created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Jatrowmet, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jatrowmet, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jatrowmet's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Jatrowmet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow ants for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Always obey Jatrowmet's priests.

4. Run away from orange ducks, for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt mice.