Barnpinbogcibmiscetgut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring hamster.

Barnpinbogcibmiscetgut created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnpinbogcibmiscetgut, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Barnpinbogcibmiscetgut, he will turn you into a hamster.

Barnpinbogcibmiscetgut's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Barnpinbogcibmiscetgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always wear red.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Barnpinbogcibmiscetgut.

4. Run away from blue foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Barnpinbogcibmiscetgut.