Dodfossfig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish raven.

Dodfossfig created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dodfossfig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodfossfig, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dodfossfig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dodfossfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to monkeys while wearing yellow shorts.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.