Wodpagfom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional crane.

Wodpagfom created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodpagfom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodpagfom, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wodpagfom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Wodpagfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away from turquoise hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. You must love Wodpagfom.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Retreat if three goats approach from the south.