Wadtaryak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, passionate gerbil.

Wadtaryak created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadtaryak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wadtaryak, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wadtaryak's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wadtaryak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fire.