Nuttpanflan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind finch.

Nuttpanflan created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpanflan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nuttpanflan, she will turn you into a worm.

Nuttpanflan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Nuttpanflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.