Jadwandob is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, passionate badger.

Jadwandob created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadwandob, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jadwandob, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jadwandob's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Jadwandob's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Always help sick voles.