Fitzodflan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless weasel.

Fitzodflan created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitzodflan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fitzodflan, it will strike you with lightening.

Fitzodflan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fitzodflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.