Baflarndim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humane ant.

Baflarndim created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Baflarndim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Baflarndim, it will turn you into a plant.

Baflarndim's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Baflarndim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Do not chop down trees.