Cidcetcub is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring penguin.

Cidcetcub created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidcetcub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cidcetcub, it will turn you into a duck.

Cidcetcub's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cidcetcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect six copper sculptures of Cidcetcub on top of important buildings.