Gubkiparn is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive whale.

Gubkiparn created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubkiparn, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gubkiparn, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gubkiparn's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gubkiparn's Holy Commandments

1. Gubkiparn must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.