Bitwapgil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient gorilla.

Bitwapgil created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitwapgil, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bitwapgil, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bitwapgil's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bitwapgil's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Do not take Bitwapgil's name in vain.