Fenzigbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring wren.

Fenzigbaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenzigbaf, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fenzigbaf, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fenzigbaf's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fenzigbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fenzigbaf on top of all buildings.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.