Jigbosshat Mothittaltunfunshavjad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, clever squirrel.

Jigbosshat Mothittaltunfunshavjad created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Jigbosshat Mothittaltunfunshavjad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jigbosshat Mothittaltunfunshavjad, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jigbosshat Mothittaltunfunshavjad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Jigbosshat Mothittaltunfunshavjad's Holy Commandments

1. Jigbosshat Mothittaltunfunshavjad loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not take Jigbosshat Mothittaltunfunshavjad's name in vain.

5. Do not make images of living things.