Febgonfat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart camel.

Febgonfat created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Febgonfat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Febgonfat, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Febgonfat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Febgonfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.