Bingepster is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless badger.

Bingepster created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bingepster, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bingepster, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bingepster's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bingepster's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan snails, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Bingepster on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.