Bingepster is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless
badger.
Bingepster created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bingepster, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Bingepster, he will boil you in a big pot.
Bingepster's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Bingepster's Holy Commandments1. Run away from cyan snails, for they are unholy.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Bingepster on top of important buildings.
4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Do not dye your hair magenta.