Boptigpad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish scorpion.

Boptigpad created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boptigpad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Boptigpad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Boptigpad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Boptigpad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boptigpad.

5. Never talk about gravity.