Quat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fast swallow.

Quat created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quat, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quat's Holy Commandments

1. Quat loves snails, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never sing in the presence of doves.