Narfidbud is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind snake.

Narfidbud created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narfidbud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Narfidbud, it will turn you into a slug.

Narfidbud's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Narfidbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Narfidbud on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Put Narfidbud first in all things.