Narlhadtab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, charitable goose.

Narlhadtab created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlhadtab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Narlhadtab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Narlhadtab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Narlhadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Narlhadtab.