Volwip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty crab.

Volwip created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volwip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Volwip, it will turn you into a tree.

Volwip's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Volwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Volwip.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.