Gepgamcat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring dryad.

Gepgamcat created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepgamcat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gepgamcat, he will be very sad.

Gepgamcat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gepgamcat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gepgamcat.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.