Arpyarparn is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty weasel.

Arpyarparn created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpyarparn, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Arpyarparn, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Arpyarparn's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Arpyarparn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not jump in public.