Vedmobpib is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, confident wren.

Vedmobpib created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Vedmobpib, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vedmobpib, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vedmobpib's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Vedmobpib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vedmobpib.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vedmobpib.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vedmobpib.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.