Buskaptarpleggemlarntenquart
is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish
hippopotamus
.
Buskaptarpleggemlarntenquart
created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Buskaptarpleggemlarntenquart
, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Buskaptarpleggemlarntenquart
, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Buskaptarpleggemlarntenquart's
most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Buskaptarpleggemlarntenquart's Holy Commandments
1. Always wear brown.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never talk about amino acids.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.
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