Gudgadminfarn is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart shark.

Gudgadminfarn created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudgadminfarn, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudgadminfarn, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gudgadminfarn's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gudgadminfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to dogs while wearing green skirts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Hide from cyan seals for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about comets.