Rulbunvil is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, vain owl.

Rulbunvil created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Rulbunvil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rulbunvil, it will not care at all.

Rulbunvil's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rulbunvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rulbunvil.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.