Fodmumjenvenkabdadvol is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying goat.

Fodmumjenvenkabdadvol created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodmumjenvenkabdadvol, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fodmumjenvenkabdadvol, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fodmumjenvenkabdadvol's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fodmumjenvenkabdadvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Never paint your neck purple.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never wear green skirts.