Bessfliskon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud bear.

Bessfliskon created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessfliskon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bessfliskon, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bessfliskon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bessfliskon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.