Targgofham is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered crocodile.

Targgofham created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targgofham, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Targgofham, it will manifest in front of you.

Targgofham's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Targgofham's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of doves.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away from white dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. You must never eat melons.