Tofdimdan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sapient yak.

Tofdimdan created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Tofdimdan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tofdimdan, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tofdimdan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tofdimdan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.