Riprulgetdot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful fairy.

Riprulgetdot created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riprulgetdot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Riprulgetdot, it will turn you into a sheep.

Riprulgetdot's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Riprulgetdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hide if five geese approach from the east.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.