Veennellnut is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring tapir.

Veennellnut created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veennellnut, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Veennellnut, he will be very unhappy.

Veennellnut's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Veennellnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always wear orange.