Donzogman is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, selfish snake.

Donzogman created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donzogman, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Donzogman, it will turn you into a hamster.

Donzogman's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Donzogman's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Donzogman.