Kombumstip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful whale.

Kombumstip created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kombumstip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kombumstip, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kombumstip's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Kombumstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near dogs.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never wear gray shorts.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never eat bark.