Narsagvin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, vain pig.

Narsagvin created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Narsagvin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Narsagvin, it will make you grow a tail.

Narsagvin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Narsagvin's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never wear red scarves.

4. Never laugh near monkeys.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.